I found this and a lot of it made me laugh coz a lot of people tell me i'm a lot of all of these

i donno how to make stuff bold so i'm just gonna put **

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
**I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.**
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
**I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.**
**I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.**
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
**I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.**
**I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals**
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
**I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.**
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
**I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.**
**I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.**
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
**I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.**
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irre "">eedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
**I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.**
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
**I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.**
**I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.**
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
**I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.**
**I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.**
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
**I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.**
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
**I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.**
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
**I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.**
I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
**I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.**
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
**I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.**
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
**I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.**
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
**I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.**
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
**I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.**
**I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.**
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
**I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser**
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
**I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.**
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
**I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.**
**I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.**
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
**I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.**
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
**I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.**
**I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED**
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (not much anyway)
**I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish**
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
**I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.**
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
**I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.**
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
**I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.**
**I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.**
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
**I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.**
**I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake**
**I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problem.**